10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• in the poker game of life women are the rake