10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "No river, no fish."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer