10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.