10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A