10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi