10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school