10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow