10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez