10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.