10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die