10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.