10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson