10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus