10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)