10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery