10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph