10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth