10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)