10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."