10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!