10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim