10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.