10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- It's Free To Fold...