10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."