10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.