10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword