10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."