10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer