10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker