10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.