10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?