10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
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