10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth