10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.