10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth