10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare