10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright