10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)