10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker