10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for loners.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi