10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth