10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!