10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977