10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22