10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth