10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "No river, no fish."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters