10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.