10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.