10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim