10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.